joke bank - Technology Jokes

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.

I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."

Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.

Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1