I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."
Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer?
A: There's Wite-Out all over the screen.