Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer?
A: There's Wite-Out all over the screen.