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joke bank - Technology Jokes

Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer?
A: There's Wite-Out all over the screen.

Paul Aungpe

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Anonymous

Three guys are sitting in a sauna: a Mexican, an Asian, and a white guy. The Mexican and white guy are showing off their new tech gadgets. The white guy says, "Hey, look what I got: the new Google Glass!" The Mexican & Asian say, "Wow, that's nice, man." Then the Mexican guy says, "Check out my new cellphone; it's a watch!" The white guy and Asian say, "Very cool, dude." The Asian guy has nothing to show these guys, so he gets up and walks away naked to to the bathroom. Then he comes back 5 minutes later from the bathroom still naked with paper hanging out of his butt crack. The Mexican and white guy say, "Hey, you have something hanging out of your ass." The Asian guy says, "Oh look, I'm receiving a Fax!"

A. Shahinian

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!

Anonymous

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: They can't; they're not bright enough.

Me

I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."

Iamsnappy4

Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram?
A: They could've downloaded it for free!

MATJEW

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Mark My Words

Q: How easy is it to count in binary?
A: It’s as easy as 01 10 11.

TheLaughFa...

I put my phone on airplane mode, but it sure ain't flyin'.

CJ