Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer?
A: There's Wite-Out all over the screen.
Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!