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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Its More F...

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

swaggerboy

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

zacky

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

LaughFactory

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

marquez007

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

Haydenjr1

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Anonymous