joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave


Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

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Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.


Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.


Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.


Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.


Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!


Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.


Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.


Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

nathan ruiz

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!