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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.


Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.


Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

Jakob mihy...

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.


Yo mama so black that when she jumped into the pool it turned into coffee.


Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.


Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.


Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.


Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.