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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

LaughFactory

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Dylan12345

Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

nathan ruiz

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

DannyBoy

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

200

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Me!

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

imabeast55

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Anonymous