joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

skillith

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Dylan12345

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

DannyBoy

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

LaughFactory

Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

nathan ruiz

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Me!

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

JOSHALLAN

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Anonymous