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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

Anonymous

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

bella spring

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.

Puressited73

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

DannyBoy

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

akili butler

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

PierrePaws123

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

matthew an...

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Te Nui-a-R...

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Anonymous