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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"

plozano8

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

LaughFactory

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

akili butler

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

DannyBoy

Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

bella spring

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

PierrePaws123

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.

Puressited73

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Dylan12345

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Anonymous