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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

nathan ruiz

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Dylan12345

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Me!

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

DannyBoy

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Anonymous

Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

PierrePaws123

Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Repor9

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Anonymous