joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

nathan ruiz

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.


Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.


Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.


Yo mama so black that when she jumped into the pool it turned into coffee.


Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.


Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.


Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.


Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.