Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."
Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.
Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."
Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.