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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.


Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

nathan ruiz

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.


Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.


Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.


Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!


Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.


Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.