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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Dylan12345

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

nathan ruiz

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

DannyBoy

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

imabeast55

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Me!

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Anonymous

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

JOSHALLAN