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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.


Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.


Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.


Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.


Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

nathan ruiz

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.


Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!


Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.


Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.