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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Dylan12345

Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

nathan ruiz

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

imabeast55

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

DannyBoy

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

mikayla davis

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Me!

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Fang the H...

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

PierrePaws123