Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."