Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."