Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."
Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.