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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.


Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.


Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"


Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.


Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.


Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

matthew an...

Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.


Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

bella spring

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.


Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.