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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

JOSHALLAN

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

PierrePaws123

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Johnii

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

tonyswag

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.

Stuff

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.

Sonia

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.

Puressited73

Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.

Repor9