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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"

plozano8

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Me!

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.

Puressited73

Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

bella spring

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Johnii

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.

Anonymous

Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.

Repor9

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

matthew an...

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

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