Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."