Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.