Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.