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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

200

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

PierrePaws123

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Johnii

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

tonyswag

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.

Anonymous

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.

Stuff

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.

Puressited73

Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.

Repor9

Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Repor9