Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.