joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.


Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.


Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"


Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.


Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.


Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.


Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.


Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

matthew an...

Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

bella spring

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.