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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.

Puressited73

Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

bella spring

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.

Anonymous

Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.

Repor9

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

matthew an...

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Johnii

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Me!

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...