Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.