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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Repor9

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Johnii

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"

plozano8

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

matthew an...

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.

Puressited73

Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.

Repor9

Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

bella spring

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Anonymous

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.

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