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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

matthew an...

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

becky.awsum

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

Jakob mihy...

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.

Anonymous

Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

Anonymous

Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.

Repor9

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

TheLaughFa...

Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.

luis