Chocolate Sundaes is live this Sunday! Stay tuned to see the biggest names of comedy on New Material Night with Kevin Nealon Catch Tim Allen monthly on our Hollywood stage

joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.


Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.


Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.


Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.


Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.


Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

Jakob mihy...

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.


Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.


Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.


Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.


Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!