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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.


Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

bella spring

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.


Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.


Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.


Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.


Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.


Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.


Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!


Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.


Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.