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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!

lastnight

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

Anonymous

Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.

DarkD

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Johnii

Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.

Anonymous

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

JOSHALLAN

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

Lexi Pooh

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Anonymous

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Ciara & Megan

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.

Me123