Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!