Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."
Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.