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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.


Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.


Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!


Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.


Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.


Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.


Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.


Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.


Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

Lexi Pooh

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."


Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!