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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.


Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!


Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.


Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!


Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.


Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

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Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.


Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.


Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.


Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!


Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.


Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.