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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.


Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."


Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.


Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.


Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.


Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!


Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.


Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.


Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.


Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"


Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

Lexi Pooh