Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."
Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!