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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.

Me123

Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.

luis

Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!

lastnight

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Anonymous

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.

Stuff

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.

Izy

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Anonymous

Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

Lexi Pooh

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

tonyswag

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

JOSHALLAN