Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.