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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.

Izy

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Me!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Johnii

Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!

lastnight

Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

Lexi Pooh

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.

Me123

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Anonymous

Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.

Anonymous

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

JOSHALLAN

Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.

DarkD

Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.

ramona