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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.


Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

matthew an...

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"


Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.


Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

bella spring

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.


Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.


Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.


Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.


Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.


Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!