joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.


Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.


Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

matthew an...

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"


Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.


Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.


Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

bella spring

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.


Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.


Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.


Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.