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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.


Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.


Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.


Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.


Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."


Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!


Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.


Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.


Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.


Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

Lexi Pooh

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.