joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.

Me123

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.

Stuff

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

tonyswag

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.

luis

Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!

lastnight

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Anonymous

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

damarcus.m...

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Anonymous

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"

Jokemoke