Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."
Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!