Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.