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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

TheLaughFa...

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

tonyswag

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.

Me123

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Anonymous

Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.

luis

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!

lastnight

Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.

Sonia

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

200

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

damarcus.m...