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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Anonymous

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Ciara & Megan

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"

Jokemoke

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

damarcus.m...

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.

Stuff

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.

Mississipp...

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

tonyswag

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.

mjanet04