Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.