Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.