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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.


Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"


Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.


Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.


Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.


Yo Momma so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip 'n' slide!


Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.


Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.


Yo momma is so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.


Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

Dylan lanzo

Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.

Cameron Hale