Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!