Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.