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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.

Anonymous

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"

Jokemoke

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.

Izy

Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.

Anonymous

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

JOSHALLAN

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.

Mississipp...

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Ciara & Megan

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

PJPhoenix

Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.

jon_96

Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Lia Adams

Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.

ramona

Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.

Anonymous