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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.


Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Ciara & Megan

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"


Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.


Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.


Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.


Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.


Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."


Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.


Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.