Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.
Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!