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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

yomamamaster

Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.

luis

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"

Jokemoke

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

PJPhoenix

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.

Mississipp...

Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.

jon_96

Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Lia Adams

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

Lexi Pooh

Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.

Anonymous

Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"

yoshua

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.

Izy