Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!