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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

damarcus.m...

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"

Jokemoke

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Anonymous

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Ciara & Megan

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.

Mississipp...

Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.

ramona

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

PJPhoenix

Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.

DarkD

Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.

jon_96

Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Anonymous