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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.


Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.


Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.


Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"


Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.


Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.


Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."


Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.


Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.


Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.