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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.


Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.


Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"


Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.


Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.


Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.


Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Lia Adams

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

Lexi Pooh

Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.


Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.


Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.


Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"