joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.


Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.


Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.


Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.


Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Lia Adams

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.


Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!


Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.

Dante Jones

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"


Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.


Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Tyler Allen