Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!