joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.

luis

Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.

jon_96

Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!

lastnight

Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Lia Adams

Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"

Jokemoke

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.

Mississipp...

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"

yoshua

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Tyler Allen

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Declanm

Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.

Dante Jones

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave

Anonymous

Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

will myers