Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.