Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.