joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

Lexi Pooh

Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.

Anonymous

Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.

Izy

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

JOSHALLAN

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

PJPhoenix

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.

Mississipp...

Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.

jon_96

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Ciara & Megan

Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.

Sonia

Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Lia Adams

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

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