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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.


Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"


Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.


Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.


Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.


Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.


Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.


Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.


Yo Momma so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip 'n' slide!


Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

Dylan lanzo

Yo momma is so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.