Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.