Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.