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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"

yoshua

If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.

joe curtis

Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

will myers

Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Tyler Allen

Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.

Dante Jones

Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"

Megan