joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.

Anonymous

If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.

joe curtis

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.

Izy

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Ciara & Megan

Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"

Megan

Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Declanm

Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.

Anonymous