Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, people slow down!
Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.