Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.