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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.


Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.


Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.


If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.

joe curtis

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.


Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.


Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.


Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.


Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."


Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Tyler Allen

Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

will myers