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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."


Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.


Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.


Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.


Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.


If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.

joe curtis

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.


Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.


Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.


Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Lia Adams

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

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