joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.


If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.

joe curtis

Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.


Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.


Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.


Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.


Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Tyler Allen

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"


Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

will myers

Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.


Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.