Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.