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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.

Anonymous

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Ciara & Megan

If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.

joe curtis

Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"

Megan

Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.

Anonymous

Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight

Anonymous