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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

Sarah Morgan

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

tonyswag

Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

PJPhoenix

Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Anonymous

If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.

joe curtis

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.

jon_96

Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.

ramona

Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Lia Adams

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

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