Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"
Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, people slow down!
Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.