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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

yomamamaster

Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.

Sonia

Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Anonymous

If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.

joe curtis

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

200

Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.

Anonymous

Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.

DarkD

Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.

mjanet04

Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"

yoshua

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Tyler Allen

Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

will myers