Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.