Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.