Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.
Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"