TIM ALLEN IS BACK IN HOLLYWOOD ON FEB 1ST! YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS SO HURRY AND GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!! COME AND SUPPORT A SPECIAL FUNDRAISER SHOW FOR THE CRIMMINS' FAMILY ON JAN. 23RD FEATURING TODAY'S TOP COMICS!

joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

will myers

Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.

Dante Jones

Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.

Anonymous

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Ciara & Megan

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.

Izy

Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"

Megan

Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.

Anonymous

Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight

Anonymous