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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

will myers

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Tyler Allen

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Ciara & Megan

If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.

joe curtis

Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.

Dante Jones

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"

Megan

Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.

Anonymous