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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!

Anonymous

Yo mama is so dumb, where it said, "Do not write here" on her application, she wrote "Ok."

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.

Nessa+Bubba

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Declanm

Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Tonelessgamer

Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I stopped and said, "You lost a shoe!" and she said, "No, I found a shoe!"

JoeyPaisan

Yo mamma is so fat that when she showed up to watch a sumo wrestling tournament, they gave her the trophy.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.

neharik99

Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.

ramona

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave

Anonymous