Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!
Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"