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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"


Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.


Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight


Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.


Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.


Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.


Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.


Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I stopped and said, "You lost a shoe!" and she said, "No, I found a shoe!"


Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.

Cameron Hale

Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

Dylan lanzo

Yo mama so fat she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!


Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.