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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.

Nessa+Bubba

Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.

Anonymous

Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.

ramona

Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Tonelessgamer

Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.

mjanet04

Yo mama so fat she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!

Anonymous

Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I stopped and said, "You lost a shoe!" and she said, "No, I found a shoe!"

JoeyPaisan

Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

Anonymous

Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.

DarkD

Yo mama is so fat China uses her to block the internet.

Konnor

Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.

Cameron Hale