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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.

Dante Jones

Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.

Nessa+Bubba

Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.

DarkD

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"

Megan

Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Tonelessgamer

Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.

Cameron Hale

Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I stopped and said, "You lost a shoe!" and she said, "No, I found a shoe!"

JoeyPaisan

Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

Dylan lanzo

Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat China uses her to block the internet.

Konnor

Yo mama so fat she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!

Anonymous