Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."