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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.

Nessa+Bubba

Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."

Anonymous

Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!

foo1chiaB0xe

Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.

specialkim

Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!

lexigurl321

Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Tonelessgamer

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

yomamamaster

Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.

Mr. Ajax

Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."

melissaibr...

Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I stopped and said, "You lost a shoe!" and she said, "No, I found a shoe!"

JoeyPaisan

Yo mama is so fat China uses her to block the internet.

Konnor