Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"
Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.
Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"