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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!


Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.


Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!


Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."


Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."


Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.


Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight


Yo mama is so fat China uses her to block the internet.


Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I stopped and said, "You lost a shoe!" and she said, "No, I found a shoe!"


Yo momma's so nasty, when she pulls down her panties it sounds like Velcro.


Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.


Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.

Mr. Ajax