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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.

Nessa+Bubba

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

200

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Tyler Allen

Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Tonelessgamer

Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

will myers

Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.

specialkim

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I stopped and said, "You lost a shoe!" and she said, "No, I found a shoe!"

JoeyPaisan

Yo momma is so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

J-Moneyz

Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!

lexigurl321

Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.

Anonymous