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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.


Your mama is so ugly that when I told her to do the robot, R2-D2 got herpes.


Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.


Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight


Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.


Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.


Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.


Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I stopped and said, "You lost a shoe!" and she said, "No, I found a shoe!"


Yo mama so fat she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!


Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.

Cameron Hale

Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

Dylan lanzo

Yo mama is so fat China uses her to block the internet.