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Yo mama is so fat China uses her to block the internet.

Konnor

Yo mamma is so fat that when she showed up to watch a sumo wrestling tournament, they gave her the trophy.

Anonymous

Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Cente

Yo Momma so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip 'n' slide!

RonStace

Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!

lexigurl321

Yo mama is so dumb, where it said, "Do not write here" on her application, she wrote "Ok."

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.

Mr. Ajax

Yo momma is so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.

everyone

Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."

melissaibr...

Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.

neharik99

Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.

specialkim

Yo momma is so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

J-Moneyz