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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma just like a freezer: she lets everyone put their meat in her.

Ranehja Jo...

Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Tyler Allen

Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.


Yo mama is just like a lawn mower: everyone gets a push.


Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.


Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.


Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.

Aliabbas R...

Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!


Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"


Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.


Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.