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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.


Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!


Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.


Yo momma is so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.


Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.

Mr. Ajax

Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.


Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."


Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.


Yo momma is so black she makes Akon look like Casper.

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Yo mama so fat she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!


Yo momma is so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.


Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!