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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Tyler Allen

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"


Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.


Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.


Yo momma's so nasty, when she pulls down her panties it sounds like Velcro.


Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.


Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

will myers

Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!


Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"


Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.


Yo mamma just like a freezer: she lets everyone put their meat in her.

Ranehja Jo...