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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, where it said, "Do not write here" on her application, she wrote "Ok."

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat that when she showed up to watch a sumo wrestling tournament, they gave her the trophy.

Anonymous

Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

Dylan lanzo

Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Cente

Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.

neharik99

Yo momma is so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.

everyone

Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!

lexigurl321

Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.

Mr. Ajax

Yo Momma so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip 'n' slide!

RonStace

Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."

melissaibr...

Yo momma is so fat she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.

Daniel S.

Yo momma is so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

J-Moneyz