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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.


Yo mama is so fat China uses her to block the internet.


Yo momma is so black she makes Akon look like Casper.

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Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.

Mr. Ajax

Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.

Dante Jones

Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."


Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.


Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.


Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!


Yo momma is so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.


Yo momma's so nasty, when she pulls down her panties it sounds like Velcro.


Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.