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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat that when aliens came to invade us they said, "Wow! Two planets in one."

Anonymous

Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

Dylan lanzo

Yo momma is so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.

everyone

Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.

Cameron Hale

Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.

DarkD

Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!

lexigurl321

Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.

Mr. Ajax

Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."

melissaibr...

Yo momma is so fat she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.

Daniel S.

Yo momma's so hairy when she went too the zoo everybody screamed, "The gorilla's loose!"

SKS

Yo momma's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

LaughFactory

Yo mama is so stupid she took the puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!

Anonymous