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Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!

lexigurl321

Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.

specialkim

Yo momma is so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

J-Moneyz

Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.

Mr. Ajax

Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Cente

Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."

melissaibr...

Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so black she makes Akon look like Casper.

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Yo mama so fat she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!

Anonymous

Yo momma is so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.

everyone

Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!

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