joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!

JPat2011

Yo mama so big she got hit by a bus and said, "Hey, who threw a rock at me?"

Me13452

Yo mamma so ugly she is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Anonymous

Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of HER!

Hairyguy

Your mama is so ugly even the tide won't take her out.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

olaf the u...

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so hairy she shaves with a weed-whacker.

Anonymous

Your mum is like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.

Anonymous

Your momma is so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.

Originz

Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Darlene

Your momma's so stupid when my car ran out of gas she came over and farted in the tank.

Anonymous