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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so big she got hit by a bus and said, "Hey, who threw a rock at me?"

Me13452

Your mama is so ugly even the tide won't take her out.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

olaf the u...

Yo mama is so hairy she shaves with a weed-whacker.

Anonymous

Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!

foo1chiaB0xe

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Anonymous

Your momma is so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.

Originz

Your mum is like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so black she makes Akon look like Casper.

u dont nee...

Yo mama is so small she can't even get high.

zach smith

Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Darlene

Your momma's so stupid when my car ran out of gas she came over and farted in the tank.

Anonymous