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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so hairy she shaves with a weed-whacker.

Anonymous

Your mama is so ugly even the tide won't take her out.

Anonymous

Yo mama so big she got hit by a bus and said, "Hey, who threw a rock at me?"

Me13452

Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!

foo1chiaB0xe

Your momma is so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.

Originz

Yo momma is so black she makes Akon look like Casper.

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Yo mama is so small she can't even get high.

zach smith

Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Darlene

Yo mama's so fat when she went to In and Out she couldn't get in or out.

Zoey

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Anonymous

Your mum is like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bank they asked her to put on a ski mask.

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