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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Your momma's so stupid when my car ran out of gas she came over and farted in the tank.

Anonymous

Yo mama so poor that when somebody stepped on her cigarette she said, "Who turned off my heat?"

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everybody.

Dainava Guy

Yo mama is so stupid she came over to my house and shouted in my mailbox to leave me voicemail.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Daniel S.

Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night!

BrendaWazHere

Your mama so fat when she did a push up Earth went down.

Anonymous

Your mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

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Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat when she turned around we gave her a Welcome Back Party.

Dra03

Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.

fabio

Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!

Anonymous