joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!


Yo momma is so black she makes Akon look like Casper.

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Yo mama is so small she can't even get high.

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Yo momma is so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Daniel S.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everybody.

Dainava Guy

Yo mama so poor that when somebody stepped on her cigarette she said, "Who turned off my heat?"


Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bank they asked her to put on a ski mask.


Your mama so fat when she did a push up Earth went down.


Yo mama is so stupid she came over to my house and shouted in my mailbox to leave me voicemail.


Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night!


Yo momma so fat when she turned around we gave her a Welcome Back Party.


Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.