joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"