DOORS OPEN AT 7PM for 7:30/7:45 shows - DOORS OPEN AT 9PM for 9:30/9:45 shows

joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.


Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.


Yo mama so stupid she brought tea bags to the World Cup.


Yo mama so skinny she can dodge raindrops.


Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!


Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.


Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.

olaf the u...

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"


Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.

maddy mart...

Yo momma is such a ho they call her house Kum & Go because all the men "Kum & Go."

mushroom J...

Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!


Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge, too.