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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.

fabio

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she brought tea bags to the World Cup.

Anonymous

Yo mama so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Anonymous

Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!

Anonymous

Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.

olaf the u...

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"

Kaylaa

Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.

maddy mart...

Yo momma is such a ho they call her house Kum & Go because all the men "Kum & Go."

mushroom J...

Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge, too.

manuelhardy1