joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

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Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.


Yo mama so skinny she can dodge raindrops.


Yo mama so stupid she brought tea bags to the World Cup.


Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!


Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"


Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.


Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.

maddy mart...

Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.

olaf the u...

Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!


Yo momma is such a ho they call her house Kum & Go because all the men "Kum & Go."

mushroom J...

Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge, too.