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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she brought tea bags to the World Cup.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.

olaf the u...

Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.

Anonymous

Yo momma is such a ho they call her house Kum & Go because all the men "Kum & Go."

mushroom J...

Yo mamma's so stupid, she uses hair spray to clean her pet rabbit!

erice

Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.

maddy mart...

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"

Kaylaa

Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge, too.

manuelhardy1

Yo Mamma so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.

Trisha Brady

Yo mamma's so fat her baby picture was taken by Neil Armstrong.

dstern

Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

Anonymous