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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the Gap, she filled it in.


Yo mamma's so fat her baby picture was taken by Neil Armstrong.


Yo momma's so fat she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.

Piper N.

Yo mama is just like a lawn mower: everyone gets a push.


Yo momma so fat she wore a sign that said "CAUTION: Wide Turns!"


Yo momma so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.


Yo mama so ugly even aliens won't probe her.


Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.


Yo Momma's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.


Yo momma is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

gurl that ...

Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.

Aliabbas R...

Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.