joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the Gap, she filled it in.


Yo momma's so fat she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.

Piper N.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she uses hair spray to clean her pet rabbit!


Yo Mamma so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.

Trisha Brady

Yo mamma's so fat her baby picture was taken by Neil Armstrong.


Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.


Yo momma so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.


Yo momma so fat she wore a sign that said "CAUTION: Wide Turns!"


Yo mama is just like a lawn mower: everyone gets a push.


Yo mama so ugly even aliens won't probe her.


Yo momma is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

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Yo Momma's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.