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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is just like a lawn mower: everyone gets a push.

UnwantedIc...

Yo momma so fat she wore a sign that said "CAUTION: Wide Turns!"

Dra03

Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the Gap, she filled it in.

bob

Yo momma so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.

Piper N.

Yo mama so ugly even aliens won't probe her.

Brianne

Yo Momma's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.

BlairJones

Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.

Aliabbas R...

Yo momma is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

gurl that ...

Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

osunasanchez

Q: What do you call a sheep without legs and a head? A: A cloud.

mom