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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma's so fat her baby picture was taken by Neil Armstrong.

dstern

Yo momma so fat she wore a sign that said "CAUTION: Wide Turns!"

Dra03

Yo mama is just like a lawn mower: everyone gets a push.

UnwantedIc...

Yo momma so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly even aliens won't probe her.

Brianne

Yo momma's so fat she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.

Piper N.

Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

Anonymous

Yo Momma's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.

BlairJones

Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.

Aliabbas R...

Yo momma is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

gurl that ...

Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

osunasanchez