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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Q: What do you call a sheep without legs and a head? A: A cloud.


Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already worldwide.

Yo Mama

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.


Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.


Yo mama so fat that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.

David Weaver

Yo mama's so fat, her soup bowl came with a lifeguard.

Matty Moot

Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."


Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she took a box, put two sticks on it, spun it around, and said, "Here's your Xbox 360."


Yo mama is so fat that black holes try to escape her.


Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.


Yo mama so ugly, your father brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


Yo mama so old, she had to babysit Jesus.