joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.


Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.

Aliabbas R...

Yo mama so fat that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.

David Weaver

Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.


Q: What do you call a sheep without legs and a head? A: A cloud.


Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.


Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."


Yo mama's so fat, her soup bowl came with a lifeguard.

Matty Moot

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she took a box, put two sticks on it, spun it around, and said, "Here's your Xbox 360."


Yo mama is so ugly she couldn't even get a date on the calendar.


Yo mama so old, she had to babysit Jesus.


Yo mama is so fat that black holes try to escape her.