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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.

LaughFactory

Yo mama's so fat, her soup bowl came with a lifeguard.

Matty Moot

Yo mama so old, she had to babysit Jesus.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that black holes try to escape her.

Brin

Yo mama so ugly, your father brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Anonymous

Your momma is so fat NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer.

john luke ...

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she took a box, put two sticks on it, spun it around, and said, "Here's your Xbox 360."

IICUPCAKEL...

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to mail a letter using food stamps.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.

David Weaver

Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

Anonymous