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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Q: What do you call a sheep without legs and a head? A: A cloud.

mom

Yo mama's so fat, her soup bowl came with a lifeguard.

Matty Moot

Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.

David Weaver

Yo mama is so fat that black holes try to escape her.

Brin

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she took a box, put two sticks on it, spun it around, and said, "Here's your Xbox 360."

IICUPCAKEL...

Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."

benjaminro...

Yo mama so old, she had to babysit Jesus.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly, your father brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Anonymous

Your momma is so fat NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer.

john luke ...

Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

Anonymous