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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so stupid that when you you were born and she saw your cord, she said, "Oh, it comes with cable!"

cherrypopie

Yo momma's so dumb, the psychic hotline only charges her half price to read her mind!

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so fat that when she applied to be a bus driver she found out she was qualified to be the bus.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so old that the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

LEANDA.A.B.S

Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."

benjaminro...

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow dress while bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Alek

Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.

LaughFactory

Your mom is so black when she got out of the car the "check oil" light turned on.

Siz

Yo momma's so old, she was told to act her own age, and she died.

LaughFactory

Yo mama so fat she got titties on her back.

JCKP1000