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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat, half of her is in a parallel universe.

YoYoMan

Yo mama's so fat that to get her through a doorway you have to grease the doorframe and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Twinkie

Yo mamma so stupid that when you you were born and she saw your cord, she said, "Oh, it comes with cable!"

cherrypopie

Yo mama's so dumb that Rebecca Black taught her the days of the week.

mallik11

Yo momma is so fat that when she applied to be a bus driver she found out she was qualified to be the bus.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so dumb, the psychic hotline only charges her half price to read her mind!

LaughFactory

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

LEANDA.A.B.S

Yo mama is so old that the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Alek

Your mom is so black when she got out of the car the "check oil" light turned on.

Siz