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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat she got titties on her back.


Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.


Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow dress while bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.


Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.


Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.


Yo momma so fat, her shadow puts dents in the ground.

Mr. Ajax

Yo momma's so old, she was told to act her own age, and she died.


Yo momma is so fat, Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her asshole.


Yo mama so fat the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.


Yo momma's so dumb she doesn't know which date 9/11 is on.


Yo mamma is so old she has autographed Bible.

logan hill

Yo momma is so dirty she is like a chicken coop because cocks fly in and out all day.

Angel Ravell