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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Your mom is so black when she got out of the car the "check oil" light turned on.


Yo mamma so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.


Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow dress while bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.


Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.


Yo momma's so old, she was told to act her own age, and she died.


Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.


Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.


Yo momma so fat, her shadow puts dents in the ground.

Mr. Ajax

Yo momma is so fat, Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her asshole.


Yo momma's so dumb she doesn't know which date 9/11 is on.


Yo mama so fat the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.


Yo mamma is so old she has autographed Bible.

logan hill