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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Your mom is so black when she got out of the car the "check oil" light turned on.

Siz

Yo mamma so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Alek

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow dress while bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so old, she was told to act her own age, and she died.

LaughFactory

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.

Anonymous

Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat, her shadow puts dents in the ground.

Mr. Ajax

Yo momma is so fat, Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her asshole.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so dumb she doesn't know which date 9/11 is on.

Chrishizzle

Yo mama so fat the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so old she has autographed Bible.

logan hill