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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat she got titties on her back.

JCKP1000

Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.

LaughFactory

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow dress while bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.

Anonymous

Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat, her shadow puts dents in the ground.

Mr. Ajax

Yo momma's so old, she was told to act her own age, and she died.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so fat, Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her asshole.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so dumb she doesn't know which date 9/11 is on.

Chrishizzle

Yo mamma is so old she has autographed Bible.

logan hill

Yo momma is so dirty she is like a chicken coop because cocks fly in and out all day.

Angel Ravell