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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is offended.

Bigfoot

Yo momma's so old, they had to take her tampon to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.

LaughFactory

Your mama so fat when she fell out of the bed she fell off both sides.

Your Mom

Yo momma so fat she added a profile picture to her Facebook and it's still loading.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.

olaf the u...

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to hell, the devil went to church.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.

South Park

Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.

no one

Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the mirror said, "Hell no, I ain't reflecting that!"

Anonymous

Yo momma is so nasty when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.

Anonymous

Yo momma has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"

falloutman379

Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.

Anonymous