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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is offended.


Yo momma's so old, they had to take her tampon to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.


Yo momma is so dirty she is like a chicken coop because cocks fly in and out all day.

Angel Ravell

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.

olaf the u...

Your mama so fat when she fell out of the bed she fell off both sides.

Your Mom

Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the mirror said, "Hell no, I ain't reflecting that!"


Yo momma so fat she added a profile picture to her Facebook and it's still loading.


Yo mama so ugly that when she went to hell, the devil went to church.


Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.

South Park

Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.

no one

Yo mama so stupid she was yelling in her mailbox and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Sending a voicemail."


Yo momma has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"