joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to hell, the devil went to church.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so dirty she is like a chicken coop because cocks fly in and out all day.

Angel Ravell

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is offended.

Bigfoot

Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the mirror said, "Hell no, I ain't reflecting that!"

Anonymous

Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.

no one

Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.

South Park

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.

olaf the u...

Yo momma so fat she added a profile picture to her Facebook and it's still loading.

Anonymous

Your mama so fat when she fell out of the bed she fell off both sides.

Your Mom

Yo momma is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.

swaggergirl17

Yo momma has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"

falloutman379