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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama so fat when she fell out of the bed she fell off both sides.

Your Mom

Yo momma so fat she added a profile picture to her Facebook and it's still loading.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to put them in her pockets.

Ronnie

Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.

no one

Yo momma so fat she was on her way to McDonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.

South Park

Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the mirror said, "Hell no, I ain't reflecting that!"

Anonymous

Yo momma is so nasty when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.

Anonymous

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.

calvin

Yo mama so stupid she was yelling in her mailbox and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Sending a voicemail."

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to hell, the devil went to church.

Anonymous