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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

LaughFactory

Yo momma so fat her belly button made it to her house 15 minutes before she did.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everybody.

LionDu

Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class!

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.

swaggergirl17

Yo mama so poor when I went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette she said, "Who turned the lights out?"

spongebobs...

Yo mama so hairy when I hugged her I got a rug burn.

CrazyStacy

Yo mamma so ugly, she came in fourth at a beauty pageant and she was the only one who entered.

Anonymous

Yo momma so ugly that when she played Mortal Kombat instead of Scorpion saying, "Get over here!" He said, "Stay over there!"

Cameron Honea

Yo momma is so black, that when she was sitting on my couch, I thought a cave had suddenly formed on it.

beetlemoon

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"

melissaanj...

Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

Anonymous