joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so nasty when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she was yelling in her mailbox and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Sending a voicemail."

Anonymous

Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to put them in her pockets.

Ronnie

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.

calvin

Yo momma so fat she was on her way to McDonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class!

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everybody.

LionDu

Yo mama so hairy when I hugged her I got a rug burn.

CrazyStacy

Yo momma's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

LaughFactory

Yo momma so fat, she broke the FAMILY tree!

The Joke G...

Yo momma so fat her belly button made it to her house 15 minutes before she did.

Anonymous