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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to put them in her pockets.


Yo mama so stupid she was yelling in her mailbox and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Sending a voicemail."


Yo momma so fat she was on her way to McDonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's.


Yo mama so hairy, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.


Yo momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everybody.


Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class!


Yo momma is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.


Yo momma so fat her belly button made it to her house 15 minutes before she did.


Yo momma's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she still comes back for more.


Yo mama so hairy when I hugged her I got a rug burn.


Yo mama so poor when I went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette she said, "Who turned the lights out?"


Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.