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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so short she can 69 with Yoda.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

LaughFactory

Yo mamma so skinny, she uses dental floss as toilet paper.

Anonymous

Yo momma'so fat, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!

eMac

Yo momma's so fat, when she died in Call of Duty, the other player got a 10 kill streak!

Anonymous

Yo momma's so ugly, we had to tie a steak around her neck so the dogs would play with her.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so old, her first car was a Model T-Rex.

Back Jerte...

Yo mama's so fat when she went on the scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"

13blakes

Yo momma so fat that when she farted, the second Big Bang occurred.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so fat, when she jumped up, she got stuck in the air!

Finn Guy

Yo momma so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

Jo Mom2323...

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

olaf the u...