joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

Anonymous

Yo mama so poor when I went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette she said, "Who turned the lights out?"

spongebobs...

Yo momma so ugly that when she played Mortal Kombat instead of Scorpion saying, "Get over here!" He said, "Stay over there!"

Cameron Honea

Yo mamma so ugly, she came in fourth at a beauty pageant and she was the only one who entered.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so black, that when she was sitting on my couch, I thought a cave had suddenly formed on it.

beetlemoon

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"

melissaanj...

Yo momma so fat that when she farted, the second Big Bang occurred.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so old, her first car was a Model T-Rex.

Back Jerte...

Yo mama so short she can 69 with Yoda.

Anonymous

Yo momma so ugly that Ripley's doesn't believe it.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat when she went on the scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"

13blakes