joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.