joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.