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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

the master

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

mariela sapon

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

Alyson Otanez

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

Chloe Coyle

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

jonluc maynor

Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

LaughFactory

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

me

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

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