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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Your mom is so ugly, she put her make up on and it jumped off.

normane198us

Yo momma so fat not even Naruto could believe it.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.

Doritos

Yo mamma is so fat when she gets her shoes shined she has to take their word for it.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to Sizzler she got a group discount.

LaughFactory

Yo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.

Me

Yo mama so stupid she thought that putting a clock in a fridge , would freeze time !

Anonymous

Yo momma is so old she sat next to Moses in preschool.

Daniel S.

Yo mamma's so old, when I told her to act her age she died

Yo Mamma

Yo momma's so poor, ya'll ate cereal with a fork so that you could save milk!

ohitsemgee