joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Your mom is so ugly, she put her make up on and it jumped off.


Yo mamma's so old, when I told her to act her age she died

Yo Mamma

Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.


Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.


Yo mama so stupid she thought that putting a clock in a fridge , would freeze time !


Yo mamma is so fat when she gets her shoes shined she has to take their word for it.


Yo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.


Yo momma's so fat, when she went to Sizzler she got a group discount.


Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.


Yo momma's so fat when she went to In-N-Out, she couldn't get in or out.


Yo momma is so old she sat next to Moses in preschool.

Daniel S.

Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.