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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so hairy when she lifted her armpit she said, "Welcome to the jungle."

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Yo mamma so old when I tapped her back her boobs fell off.

Anonymous

Your mom is so ugly, she put her make up on and it jumped off.

normane198us

Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.

Anonymous

Yo momma so ugly that if ugliness was measured in bricks she would be the Great Wall of China.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat when she went to In-N-Out, she couldn't get in or out.

nathalie

Yo momma is so old she sat next to Moses in preschool.

Daniel S.

Yo mamma's so old, when I told her to act her age she died

Yo Mamma

Yo momma so fat Earth is tilted because she fell out of her chair.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so dirty, even roaches won't live with her.

Izy

Yo mama so hairy that when she went to the pet store they locked her up in a cage!

Anonymous

Yo momma so old, when we watched Jurrasic Park she started having flashbacks.

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