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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she gets her shoes shined she has to take their word for it.

Anonymous

Yo mama is like the sun: stare at her too long and you'll go blind.

LamisaK2005

Your mom is so ugly, she put her make up on and it jumped off.

normane198us

Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.

Me

Yo momma so fat not even Naruto could believe it.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she thought that putting a clock in a fridge , would freeze time !

Anonymous

Yo momma's so poor, ya'll ate cereal with a fork so that you could save milk!

ohitsemgee

Yo momma's so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell.

LaughFactory

Yo momma like a prize fish: I can mount her or eat her.

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so old she sat next to Moses in preschool.

Daniel S.