joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

LaughFactory

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

LaughFactory

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

maggs

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

sexxyslim

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

YoYoMan

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

andres2152

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

benstone532