joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.