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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

Doritos

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

Dra03

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

morgan Dav...

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

sexxyslim

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

Shopro2

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

maggs

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

benstone532