joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.