joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.