joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.