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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.


Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.


Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."


Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.


Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

David Simo...

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.


Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

morgan Dav...

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.


Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.

Lexi Pooh

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.


Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.