joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.