joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry