Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"
Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.