joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

Yo momma's so fat that Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.