joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Anonymous

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

David Simo...

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

LaughFactory

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

becky.awsum

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

Doritos

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

LaughFactory

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Anonymous

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Declanm