joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."

lcarter200210

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Anonymous

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

David Simo...

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

Doritos

Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

morgan Dav...

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.

Lexi Pooh

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Anonymous