joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.