Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.