Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.