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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

YoYoMan

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

benstone532

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma's so fat that Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."

lcarter200210

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

morgan Dav...

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.

Lexi Pooh

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

David Simo...

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

Doritos