Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.