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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."


Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.


Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

David Simo...

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

David Simo...

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."


Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.


Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Alex-Jack ...

Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.


Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.


Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!


Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.


Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

olaf the u...