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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."

lcarter200210

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

David Simo...

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

rosatruesdale

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

David Simo...

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

LaughFactory

Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Alex-Jack ...

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

lmfaoobytch

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

LaughFactory

Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

olaf the u...

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

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