Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"
Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.
Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.
Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.