Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"
Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.
Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.