joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.


Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.


Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

David Simo...

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."


Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!


Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."


Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .


Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.


Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Alex-Jack ...

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.


Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

olaf the u...

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."