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Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

LaughFactory

Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."

bayron

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

LaughFactory

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

David Simo...

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

rosatruesdale

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

fghjkl

Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Alex-Jack ...

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .

jon_96

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

lmfaoobytch

Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

olaf the u...