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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

David Simo...

Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

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Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

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Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

David Simo...

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

YoYoMan

Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Alex-Jack ...

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

aseaofknow...

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."

lcarter200210

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.

TheLaughFa...

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

lmfaoobytch

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Its More F...

Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

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