Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"
Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.
Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.