joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

TheLaughFa...

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

becky.awsum

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

David Simo...

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

LaughFactory

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

rosatruesdale

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .

jon_96

Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."

bayron

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

TheLaughFa...

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

Anonymous

Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Alex-Jack ...

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

lmfaoobytch

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

akili butler