joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

David Simo...

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

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Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

David Simo...

Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

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Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

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Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

rosatruesdale

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Anonymous

Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Alex-Jack ...

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Anonymous

Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

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Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

olaf the u...

Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

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