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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!

Sassylover49

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

olaf the u...

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!

ashiq1985

Yo mama so ugly the Walking Dead wouldn't walk with her.

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Repor9

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

imabeast55

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."

CashQueen4

Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

yo momma man

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Anonymous