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Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

LaughFactory

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Anonymous

Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!

Sassylover49

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

LaughFactory

Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

yo mama

Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

becky.awsum

Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

yo momma man

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

aseaofknow...

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

akili butler

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!

ashiq1985