joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

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Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

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Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Anonymous

Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

yo mama

Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

LaughFactory

Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!

Sassylover49

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

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Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam