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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!

Sassylover49

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!

ashiq1985

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

LaughFactory

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Its More F...

Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

yo momma man

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."

CashQueen4

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .

jon_96

Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

yo mama