joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.


Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!


Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.


Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!


Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.


Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

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Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .


Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.


Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!


Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

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Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

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Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."