Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.