joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

akili butler

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.


Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.


Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

yo mama

Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.


Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.


Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"


Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.


Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!


Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.


Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

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