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Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

LaughFactory

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

becky.awsum

Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!

Sassylover49

Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

yo mama

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

akili butler

Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

yo momma man

Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

Anonymous