Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.