joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

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Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.


Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.


Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

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Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.


Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"


Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.


Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.


Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!


Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.


Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.


Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam