Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.