Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.
Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.