Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.