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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!


Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.


Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!


Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

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Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.


Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.


Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.


Yo mama so ugly the Walking Dead wouldn't walk with her.


Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."


Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.


Yo momma's like a postal stamp: lick it, stick it, then send that bitch away.