joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

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Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

yo momma man

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Derick

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Declanm

Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Anonymous

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

Jakob mihy...

Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

Anonymous

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."

CashQueen4

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

aseaofknow...

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

h.n and m.c

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!

ashiq1985