joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

becky.awsum

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Te Nui-a-R...

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

akili butler

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Derick

Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

Anonymous

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

imabeast55

Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

skillith

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam