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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .


Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.


Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.


Yo mama so black that when she jumped into the pool it turned into coffee.


Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

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Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."


Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.


Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"


Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"


Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.


Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.


Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

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