joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.


Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.


Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."


Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

Jakob mihy...

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."


Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!


Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Its More F...

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!


Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.


Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

The 7th gr...

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.