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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Anonymous

Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

yo mama

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .

jon_96

Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"

Anonymous

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Derick

Yo momma's like a postal stamp: lick it, stick it, then send that bitch away.

DarkD

Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

skillith

Yo mama so black that when she jumped into the pool it turned into coffee.

Me

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Te Nui-a-R...

Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

nathan ruiz