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Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Its More F...

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."

CashQueen4

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Te Nui-a-R...

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

Anonymous

Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Anonymous

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Derick

Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

skillith

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

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