TIM ALLEN IS BACK IN HOLLYWOOD ON FEB 1ST! YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS SO HURRY AND GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!! COME AND SUPPORT A SPECIAL FUNDRAISER SHOW FOR THE CRIMMINS' FAMILY ON JAN. 23RD FEATURING TODAY'S TOP COMICS!

joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Derick

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."

CashQueen4

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

aseaofknow...

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!

ashiq1985

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Its More F...

Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

Jakob mihy...

Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

skillith

Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.

Anonymous