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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Te Nui-a-R...

Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

aseaofknow...

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."

CashQueen4

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Its More F...

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Derick

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!

ashiq1985

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.

TheLaughFa...

Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

Anonymous

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."

Jakob mihy...

Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

skillith