Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.